Scientology raises the dead?

From: cultxpt@primenet.com (Jeff Jacobsen)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: CoS can Raise the dead!
Date: 7 Oct 1995 00:23:18 GMT

I've been told this post never made it out, so here it is again.

Subject: Scientology raises the dead?
Date: 3 Oct 1995 18:01:06 GMT

"For example, the other day an auditor performed a miracle the Pope himself would have been proud to own. A child had died, was dead, had been pronounced dead by a doctor [got it? the kid was dead], and the auditor, by calling the thetan back and ordering him to take over the body again brought the child to life. The child had died because it felt it was not wanted by its parents." (Magazine Articles on Level 0 Checksheet, p. 75, by L. Ron Hubbard)

That wacky Hubbard! He can even raise the dead! He can cure cancer too; "Cancer has been eradicated by auditing out conception and mitosis." (History of Man p. 20 by L. Ron Hubbard). Gosh, what can't Scientology do?

Well, it can't create an ethical moral person. And it doesn't even try; "...in any command of mine, you can wear horns and grow a tail if you do your job. If you don't do your job, you can't even think sideways without getting disciplined, transferred or demoted." (Flag Order 4, 13 August 1967, by L. Ron Hubbard). See, Hubbard only cared that Scientologists do what they're told, and if they want to act like the devil himself so long as they get their job done, that's fine with Hubbard!

Lying is ok, too. Hubbard for example claimed to have 2 PhD's, even though he flunked out of George Washington University after 2 years, and that was the extent of his college. There is even a training routine in the church called TR-L, which stands for Training Routine Lie.

Quite a religion, huh?
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